Well my friends I began my lonely night as a ghost buster and finished it as a possum buster. The thumps and bumps were not the presence of a ghost, demon or spirit, but rather a brushtail possum.
So I googled possum problem and found:
“Svana- The Possum Wizard.
By 8am the following morning Svana had baited, trapped and humanly removed the furry intruder and by 9.30 that morning I had all sorts of possum trivia under my belt like they know how to play dead and they are extremely clean and regularly groom themselves.
Now the story of the possum is one thing but Svana’s story is the real deal.
You see when I told Svana that I was sleeping at the showroom to prove that a ghost did not live at Joe’s BBQ showroom because all the staff were chicken, she surprised me by saying “Where I come from Joe believing in the supernatural is quite …well…. natural”
“Strewth Svana ,and where do you hail from?”
“I come from Iceland Joe, the land of fire, ice, trolls and the hidden people.
“ the hidden people eh? You mean Icelandic possums? ”
Svana was suddenly in stiches, laughing uncontrollably and there’s me was not even trying to be funny
“No Joe it’s a Icelandic legend that is actually believed by most Icelanders you see the hidden people live in boulders and hilltops and the story is that God told Eve wife of Adam that he wanted to come to her home to meet her many children, Eve then started getting her children ready by washing them and putting their best clothes on ready for Gods arrival at the house. However there were three children whom she was unable to prepare as she ran out of time.
Eve did not want God to see her dirty children so she placed them in a wardrobe. But God found out and according to legend God said
“What is hidden to God will be forever hidden to mankind as well!”. The children were made invisible to humans and it is said that only people with a good heart are able to see them.
“And Icelanders believe this over the top malarkey?” I said
“Some do, some don’t, but most do”
“Blimey Svana, you Icelanders are a superstitious lot”
“Well you know Joe we have a saying in Iceland its always be kind to strangers. You never know who or what they might be.
Just quietly though Svana knew heaps about BBQ’S.as well as trolls and possums
When she laid her eyes on the special price of our Gasmate Vega 4 burner BBQ she knew it was a bargain
Joe that’s nearly $400 cheaper than the one I saw last week, are you sure you haven’t put on the wrong price tag?” Svana said .
I explained that the new model was on its way and that we wanted to make room for the upgraded Gasmate Vega.
I asked Svana what type of BBQ she owned.
“This would be my first” she told me
“In Iceland we did not do much outdoor cooking as there not a great deal of sunshine, I have so many Icelandic recipes in my head and would love to adapt them to an Aussie BBQ
I asked Svana what she would choose to cook first
“ Definitely the traditional fish balls and the Icelandic flatbread”
So my friends I have some zeds to catch up on so I will leave you with another one of Svana’s Icelandic superstitions
‘if your head itches or if the cows lick the trees rain is expected”
Hooroo,
Joe.










